Okay, this one? This cannot go without reblogging. flashesoflightunsheen: crissle: wtf yall know yall aint right.  @gottab_tayd lololololol
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Okay, this one? This cannot go without reblogging.

flashesoflightunsheen:

crissle:

wtf yall know yall aint right.

 @gottab_tayd lololololol

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hellyeahrecipes: Cheese Biscuits 2 cups + 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour dash cayenne 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 2 teaspoons baking powder 7 tablespoons butter, cold 2 scallions, finely chopped 3 oz. grated Parmesan cheese 3/4 cup buttermilk Kosher, Maldon, or Black salt for topping (optional; not table/iodized salt) Preheat the oven to 425F. In a large bowl whisk together the flour, cayenne, black pepper, baking powder, and salt. Set aside. Dice the butter into small pieces. If they get too warm then place them in a bowl and put it in the freezer for about 10 minutes before continuing. Toss the diced butter with the flour mixture until well coated. (Again, if into tossing the butter gets hot in your hands place the whole mixture in the freezer for a few minutes.) Add the scallions and cheese and toss until well coated. Add the buttermilk and mix with your hands until it just comes together. You may find you need an extra dribble of buttermilk, is so then go right ahead but do so judiciously. Do not over-knead. Roll the dough out onto a lightly floured surface. Knead once or twice; no more. Form into an 8x8-inch square and cut into 2x2-inch squares and top with a bit of high-quality salt if using. Bake for 12-16 minutes or until golden.
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hellyeahrecipes:

Cheese Biscuits

  • 2 cups + 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
  • dash cayenne
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 7 tablespoons butter, cold
  • 2 scallions, finely chopped
  • 3 oz. grated Parmesan cheese
  • 3/4 cup buttermilk
  • Kosher, Maldon, or Black salt for topping (optional; not table/iodized salt)
  1. Preheat the oven to 425F. In a large bowl whisk together the flour, cayenne, black pepper, baking powder, and salt. Set aside.
  2. Dice the butter into small pieces. If they get too warm then place them in a bowl and put it in the freezer for about 10 minutes before continuing. Toss the diced butter with the flour mixture until well coated. (Again, if into tossing the butter gets hot in your hands place the whole mixture in the freezer for a few minutes.) Add the scallions and cheese and toss until well coated.
  3. Add the buttermilk and mix with your hands until it just comes together. You may find you need an extra dribble of buttermilk, is so then go right ahead but do so judiciously. Do not over-knead.
  4. Roll the dough out onto a lightly floured surface. Knead once or twice; no more. Form into an 8x8-inch square and cut into 2x2-inch squares and top with a bit of high-quality salt if using. Bake for 12-16 minutes or until golden.

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Always have loved these pictures. laureola: legends (via soeren, engypage)
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Always have loved these pictures.

laureola:

legends

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meme-spot: Lazy Slothhttp://happy-go-fucky.tumblr.com/
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meme-spot:

Lazy Sloth
http://happy-go-fucky.tumblr.com/

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Fuck yeah. And with that, I shall retire.
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Fuck yeah. And with that, I shall retire.

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soundlesswind:

cherriuki:

v-elated:

oh my god

LOLLLLL

I feel like re-watching this and using it as a thesis base lmao.

This is slightly disturbing yet interesting

littleemopenguin: romionee: mareluna3000: -imceobitch: lehastings: opposite-directions: I Avada Kedavra’d Harry Potter because I couldn’t control myself. (via mugglecorner-deactivated2011032) I used a love potion on Draco Malfoy because I’m a raging slut. I snogged Ron Weasley because I couldn’t control myself. I did the nasty with Ron Weasley because I couldn’t control myself I played Quidditch with Albus Dumbledore because Hermione told me to. I showered with Sirius Black because I was under the Imperius Curse. I Crucio’d Harry Potter because I couldn’t control myself.
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littleemopenguin:

romionee:

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lehastings:

opposite-directions:

I Avada Kedavra’d Harry Potter because I couldn’t control myself.

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I used a love potion on Draco Malfoy because I’m a raging slut.

I snogged Ron Weasley because I couldn’t control myself.

I did the nasty with Ron Weasley because I couldn’t control myself

I played Quidditch with Albus Dumbledore because Hermione told me to.

I showered with Sirius Black because I was under the Imperius Curse.

I Crucio’d Harry Potter because I couldn’t control myself.

I'm a what? :::: Reasons Neville is a BAMF

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nandopotter:

definitely—maybe:

1. The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of Neville Longbottom.

2. When Harry and Ginny’s children were conceived, Ginny was thinking of Neville. So was Harry.

3. Voldemort didn’t light the Sorting Hat on fire; the Sorting Hat combusted because it touched Neville Longbottom.

4. Bellatrix never actually tortured Neville’s parents. She just threatened to kill their son and they laughed themselves into insanity.

5. Neville Longbottom doesn’t bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.

6. Thestrals can only see Neville Longbottom if they’ve witnessed someone dying.

7. Neville needs a remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.

8. Merlin got an Order of Neville, Third Class.

9. When Severus Snape looks into Neville Longbottom’s mind, he only sees a sword coming at his neck.

10. When Neville Longbottom golfs, he uses a snake for the ball, and a sword for the club.

11. Hogwarts no longer teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts, they just hand out Neville Longbottom masks.

12. Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.

13. When Neville uses the knight bus, he calls himself Harry Potter to avoid all the attention.

14. Most people can slam doors. Neville can slam Floo powder.

15. When Draco Malfoy found out he was worth a whole 12th of Neville Longbottom, he cried for joy.

16. The wizard prison was originally named after Neville - it used to be Bad-Asskaban.

17. Voldemort and the Death Eaters were actually created in the Room of Requirement. Neville walked passed it 3 times thinking he needed some opponents who were not laughably pathetic in comparison to him. Some things, not even magic can do.

18. Neville was dueling with Voldemort when a wizard asked, “who’s that fighting Neville?”

19. To access the Marauder’s Map, all Neville has to say is “I’m Neville Longbottom…bitch…”

20. Professor Quirrel didn’t have to fake his stammer in Neville’s presence.

21. If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.

22. JK Rowling originally wanted to write the books from Neville’s point of view. Attempting this caused her permanent brain damage.

23. Voldemort can’t really fly. He can only fall after Neville kicks him.

24. When Neville is in a duel, he doesn’t need to use Expelliarmus; he just walks up and takes his opponent’s wand.

25. Snape didn’t convert to the Order of the Phoenix for love of Lily. He heard about the birth of Neville and knew it was only a matter of time.

26. Draco’s hairline isn’t receding, it’s actually running away from Neville.

Okay, I seriously just burst out laughing hysterically at numbers fourteen and twenty one.

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